And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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