She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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