My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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