If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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