Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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