Only a mothe r could love this liver
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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