You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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