Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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