Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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