If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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