We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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