is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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