Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she told me i tasted like america
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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