it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
should my penis look like a turkey
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers