well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like