What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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