And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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