I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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