5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
do nipples grow back?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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