Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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