I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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