no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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