its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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