: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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