me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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