i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
last night I used snow as a chaser
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Randomize
