There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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