walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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