No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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