My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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