I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
