you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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