i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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