with your own penis?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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