i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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