I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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