You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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