If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
where am i from again
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Is Oprah even human
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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