She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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