so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
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i drank out of a bidet.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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