Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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