How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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