Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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