I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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