I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
