Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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