it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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