We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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