Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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