You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?