is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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