and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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