my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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