apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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