I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
