I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
"it" just moved
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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