So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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