Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
and you fell through a lawn chair
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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