I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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