I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I've blown a few things in my day
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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